"Did you force your kid to drink water until she died? No? Then you are a good mommy today."
It's not like he sweats... what kind of pie? ;-) I always told myself... if it was going to be 2 days between baths... (because it's better to do it every other day so their skin doesn't get dried out) but if it was coming on two days... I mean really - how dirty do they get? ;-)A warm cloth over the face and hands... and voila... still smells good.
Um...pie of course. Especially if you made it (or even if it were one of mine.)
I'd do both, and stuff pie in my face as I was putting his clothes on, and end up getting little pieces of the crust in his diaper by accident, or accidentally drop some on his clean clothes, and then blame it on him when anyone asks.
HAHAHA, your name isn't showing up, but I'd so do the same thing. I HAVE done the same thing. Sorry, baby, for getting the sesame seeds on you the last time we had the cold noodles. And sorry for the ice cream I dripped. And the cookies crumbs. Boy, there were a lot of crumbs. It was homemade by me apricot pie and it was FREAKING DELICIOUS.
pie. always pie.
What kind of pie? That's important. I mean if it's apple, it can wait until after dinner--and is there ice cream to go along?If it's something with chocolate, then of course. Chocolate is always more important than bathing.
Dangit... I would love your recipe for that ...I just chucked 4 overly ripe/sorta bruise-y apricots that were ginormous... apricot pie sounds DIVINE.
sorry, switched my name to the lingua franca...hope this works better, and I totally second the recipe request!
pie pie pie!
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